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June 9, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: Whistling in the Dark, Part 1
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May 13, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: When Hijabi is Accused of Playing the Hijabi Card
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May 11, 2016Doing Science: On the Importance of Talking to Creationists
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May 2, 2016My Own Private Shock Corridor: My Ontological Argument: Part 1 — Shadow of a Doubt
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April 28, 2016Key Ring Chronicles: Brass Ring
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April 20, 2016Doing Science: Bow Down to Your Gooey Grey Nanolords
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April 15, 2016Best Joke Ever: Arrested Development: A Bonkers Family Comedy for the Detail-Obsessed
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April 11, 2016Chris White Answers Profound Questions About the Presidents: Who Am I Forgetting?
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April 6, 2016Fear, Inc: Part Four: This Is a Stickup
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March 28, 2016Doing Science: The Sad Tale of Nikolai Ivanovich Vavilov and His Beautiful Theory
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October 10, 2018My Common App Essay: “Every School Reading This Except Dartmouth Sucks Ass”
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October 20, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 8, 2018Matreon: The Patreon Platform for Emotional Labor
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October 12, 2018List: Appropriate Moments to Respond With Lady Gaga’s Guttural Howl From the Song “Shallow”
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October 19, 2018Stoning Our Neighbors to Death Makes the Corn Grow High, and Elitist Liberals Should Stop Attacking This Traditional Value
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October 19, 2018Animals Got Problems: Everyone Is Exhausting
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October 19, 2018One Small Blow Against Encroaching Totalitarianism: Levelers and Sharpeners
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October 19, 2018Letter of Recommendation for a Basic Male MFA Applicant