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All posts tagged
excerpts
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January 16, 2019How to Be a Better Teacher-Person Through Apathy: An Excerpt from John Minichillo’s New Book, The Last Workshop
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March 29, 2018Excerpts from My Upcoming Novel, Ready Player Two: Girl Stuff
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January 3, 2012A McSweeney’s Books Preview: An Excerpt from John Horgan’s The End of War
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January 19, 2011Excerpts From the Lost Mitchell Report
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January 19, 2010Excerpts from A Life at C: The Biography of Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch by Jean LaFoote, the Barefoot Pirate
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April 11, 2005Excerpt From The Neurotic’s Guide to Shanghai
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May 7, 2004List: Excerpts from Love: Family Style — How to Have a Happy Home By Dr. Clarence W. Kerr with Nathanael Olson, Cited Here in Support of President Bush’s Marriage-Advocacy Initiatives or the Blessed Institution of (Heterosexual) Marriage
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March 4, 2002List: Actual Excerpts from Reunion-Chat Website Autobiographies of Pittsburgh-Area High School Graduates
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February 5, 2002List: Excerpts from Letters to the Editor That Appeared Recently in The Paradise Post, a California Newspaper
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October 17, 2001Questions From The “Boy Scout Handbook.”
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore