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October 17, 2001

Questions From The “Boy Scout Handbook.”

by Matthew Lusk
September 5, 2001

Exclamations From From The “Boy Scout Handbook.”

by Matthew Lusk
August 10, 2001

Baseball Is Just Baseball: An Excerpt From A New Book

by David Shields
November 17, 2000

Excerpts From the Safety Brochure

by Kurt Luchs

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October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 30, 2021

This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom

by Kristin W. Vogan
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan

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October 20, 2021

Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession

by Michael Ruby
October 19, 2021

A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic

by Sarah Grossman
October 19, 2021

Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee

by Dan Kennedy
October 18, 2021

The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons

by Arielle Zibrak