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All posts tagged
face-masks
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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April 30, 2021CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
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November 17, 2020Holden Caulfield, Superspreader
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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January 8, 2025Did You Even Consider Every Possible Lived Experience Before Recklessly Posting Your Chili Recipe on Social Media?
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January 9, 2025I Will Pay Any Amount to Not Pay My Taxes
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January 1, 2025Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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January 3, 2025Local Alternatives to “California Sober”
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January 14, 2025Who Better to Address Sexual Assault in the Military Than a Man Who Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault?
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January 14, 2025One Upside of the Total Collapse of Civilization Is We Don’t Have to Be Woke Anymore
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January 14, 2025Mark Zuckerberg Makes Meta More Masculine
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January 13, 2025Your Mom Has Been Acquired by Omnimomcorp