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All posts tagged
face-masks
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March 7, 2022I Am Blocking Traffic with My Truck to Send a Message: I Have a Truck
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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May 28, 2021FAQ for Not Wearing a Mask
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April 30, 2021CDC’s Guidelines for When It’s Safe to Still Wear Lounge Pants
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
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November 17, 2020Holden Caulfield, Superspreader
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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January 23, 2023What Colleges’ Emails Read Like to High School Seniors
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February 6, 2023Oh, Look at Mr. Fancy Pants Over Here Eating His Eggs
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February 6, 2023Wedding Dress Codes Certain to Impress and Befuddle Your Guests
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?