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All posts tagged
face-masks
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March 5, 2021I Am a Neanderthal and I Resent Being Compared to Incompetent Governors
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December 16, 2020Which Jane Austen Characters Would Wear Face Masks?
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December 4, 2020Introducing MUSK: The Mask for Men
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November 30, 2020Recent Masked Conversations I’ve Had, I Think
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November 17, 2020Holden Caulfield, Superspreader
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August 31, 2020I Support a Woman’s Right to Choose Not to Wear a Mask
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August 12, 2020Americans, We Have Defeated the Invading Alien Horde By Allowing Them to Completely Dominate Us
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August 11, 2020East High School’s Student Dress Code for Face Masks
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August 6, 2020Announcing the First Grocery Store for Patriots Who Refuse to Wear Masks
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August 4, 2020Reasons My Baby Will No Longer Be Wearing a Diaper in Public
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April 13, 2021An FAQ About Your New Birth Control: The Music of Rush
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April 9, 2021The Five Stages of Grief When Dealing With No Longer Being Able to See the “Scoop, There It Is” Geico Commercial
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April 16, 2021As a Republican, I Believe White Men Are Boys, Boys of Color Are Men, and Underage Girls Are Consenting Adults
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April 9, 2021An Open Letter to My Children Regarding the Commencement of Asynchronous Parenting
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April 21, 2021A Tribute’s First Day of the Hunger Games or a Teacher’s First Day of School Reopening?
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April 20, 2021The Salad Bar Is Back, Baby!
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April 20, 2021Writing Prompts from a Teacher Trying to Get Her Class to Reveal Where They Hid Her Keys
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April 20, 2021Alanis Morisette’s “Ironic” Revised for Exasperated Parents