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February 23, 2022The Protagonist’s Best Friend Would Like to Stop Having to Shoehorn So Much Exposition into Their Dialogue
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September 10, 2021The Film Treatment for Ingmar Bergman’s Escape (The Piña Colada Song)
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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August 3, 2021I Am a Female Character in a Fantasy Movie, and It Is Integral to the Plot That I Be Topless
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June 14, 2021My Landlord Totoro
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June 9, 2021A 1985 Action Movie Hero Brings Way Too Much Heat and Weird Slang to His Scenes
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May 24, 202161 Die Hard Sequels We’d Like to See
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May 6, 2021I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in The Parent Trap, But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp
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May 4, 2021Scenes Deleted from Star Wars Because the Stormtroopers Came Off As Too Relatable
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April 27, 2021The Cute Dog in This Gritty Drama Knows It’s Toast
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 24, 2024I Am Chucky, and This Is My MasterClass
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October 24, 2024270 Reasons: Because Now Is the Time to Fight for Our Planet
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October 24, 2024They Don’t Tell You This in the Hot Dog Handbook
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him