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All posts tagged
fires
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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January 11, 2017A Review of La La Land by Someone Who Thinks He May Have Left the Oven On
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December 14, 2016So You Live Near the Never-Ending Fire: 7 Frequently Asked Questions
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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August 27, 2013Even Though the House is On Fire, We are Finishing this Game of Madden
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September 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 19: I’m Here
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August 31, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 18: Nobody Cares About Chickens
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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July 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 16: Living Facility
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June 27, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 15: Inferno 6
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March 18, 2019A Statement from the University of Pennsylvania Regarding the College Admissions Bribery Scandal
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March 13, 2019In My Day, All It Took to Get into Yale Was Gumption, Hard Work, and Being a Direct Male-Line Descendent of William Howard Taft
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March 18, 2019March Sadness
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March 19, 2019List: Impossible reCAPTCHAs
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March 26, 2019List: Awful HGTV House Hunters or One of the 2.6 Million People Living in Refugee Camps?
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March 26, 2019On Obtaining Free Food at a Nonprofit Company
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March 25, 2019Every Test Result On Your Medical Report Indicates Cancer So I Feel Confident In Summarizing Your Diagnosis as “No Cancer”
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March 25, 2019Screw You, Losers! Our Narcissistic, Corrupt, Racist, Anti-Science, Transphobic, Sexist, Classist, Nationalistic, Serial-Lying Adulterer President Didn’t Collude With Russia to Help Win an Already Gerrymandered Election!