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All posts tagged
fires
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August 4, 2021I Appreciate When Men Interrupt Me Even If I’m Trying to Tell Them There’s a Fire
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May 5, 2021Thanks For Coming Over For Dinner. I’ve Never Cooked Before and I’m Going to Ruin Your Life
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October 5, 2017All the Reasons I Should Have Kids, Explained to Me By a Mother Whose House is Burning Down
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January 11, 2017A Review of La La Land by Someone Who Thinks He May Have Left the Oven On
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December 14, 2016So You Live Near the Never-Ending Fire: 7 Frequently Asked Questions
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February 23, 2016My Love For You Burns Like This Dumpster Fire I Accidentally Started
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August 27, 2013Even Though the House is On Fire, We are Finishing this Game of Madden
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September 21, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 19: I’m Here
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August 31, 2011Total Loss: A Column About Inventorying Other People’s Tragedies: Column 18: Nobody Cares About Chickens
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August 18, 2011Fire!
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage
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