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fires

February 22, 1999

Excerpts From My Speech on Forest Fire Prevention

by Arthur Bradford

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October 8, 2021

A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends

by Gracie Beaver-Kairis
September 2, 2021

Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks

by Wendy Molyneux
September 30, 2021

This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom

by Kristin W. Vogan
September 22, 2021

It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers

by Colin Nissan

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October 21, 2021

Due to Current Travel Mandates We’ve Decided to Make COVID-19 Testing at Our Airport a Complete Nightmare

by Kurt Zemaitaitis
October 20, 2021

It Would Be Un-American to Support Legislation That Doesn’t Directly Benefit Me

by Bobbie Armstrong
October 20, 2021

Your Essay Shows Promise But Suffers from Demonic Possession

by Michael Ruby
October 19, 2021

A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic

by Sarah Grossman