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All posts tagged
fish
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August 22, 2018“My Fish Nuts Are Gonna Explode”: The Story of Brad the Anglerfish
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June 17, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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July 31, 2007Monologue: A Billet-Doux From Your Goldfish
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June 3, 2005List: Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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October 27, 1999List: Appropriate Names for Pets
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776