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All posts tagged
fish
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October 2, 2019Animals Got Problems: All By Myself
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August 22, 2018“My Fish Nuts Are Gonna Explode”: The Story of Brad the Anglerfish
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June 17, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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July 31, 2007Monologue: A Billet-Doux From Your Goldfish
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June 3, 2005List: Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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October 27, 1999List: Appropriate Names for Pets
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November 5, 2019If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime
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November 6, 2019My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint
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October 29, 2019We’re the Husbands from Every Haunted House Movie, and We Think You’re Just Not Giving Our New Home a Chance
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November 8, 2019From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.
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November 12, 2019Liberals Must Stop Condemning My Moral Cowardice and General Ineptitude
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November 12, 2019List: Positive Affirmations From the Main Character In a Victorian Gothic Novel
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November 12, 2019On Writing a Novel During a Year-Long Fellowship