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All posts tagged
fish
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August 22, 2018“My Fish Nuts Are Gonna Explode”: The Story of Brad the Anglerfish
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June 17, 2011Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Dead Betta Fish, Daisy
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April 17, 2009Characters From Hamlet Comment on the Fish Odor Coming From the Office Microwave
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July 31, 2007Monologue: A Billet-Doux From Your Goldfish
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June 3, 2005List: Fish Names That Sound Like Unfortunate 7th-Graders
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October 27, 1999List: Appropriate Names for Pets
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell