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All posts tagged

fitbit

February 13, 2020

Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?

by Laura Leelun
May 2, 2017

Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit

by Wesley Browne
April 25, 2017

Introducing FitBigot!

by Zain Khalid
October 20, 2015

A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit

by Ryan Shoemaker
September 24, 2014

Fitbit Results Throughout History

by Keith Wisniewski

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March 9, 2023

Greeting Cards for Newly Tenured Professors

by Ryan Weber
March 8, 2023

Honest Haikus for Women

by Emily Knapp
June 29, 2018

17 Real-Life Would-You-Rathers I, a Woman, Have Had to Ask Myself

by Isabella Giovannini
March 3, 2023

I’ve Optimized My Health to Make My Life as Long and Unpleasant as Possible

by Tom Ellison

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March 20, 2023

Ron DeSantis Answers Questions about Your Period

by Miriam Jayaratna and Kathryn Baecht
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by Jesse Nathan
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I’m Looking for Someone Who Isn’t Too Serious

by Alex Baia
March 17, 2023

Okay, I Think I Am Finally Ready to Define “Woke”

by Devorah Blachor