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All posts tagged
fitbit
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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May 2, 2017Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit
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April 25, 2017Introducing FitBigot!
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October 20, 2015A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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March 27, 2024Class Is Canceled Until Further Notice While I Do My Job
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April 5, 2024I’m the Draft List at This Brewery and No, You Can’t Have a Light Beer
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April 3, 2024Emails from My Dentist That Would Actually Make Me Schedule an Appointment
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March 2, 2022Selected Negative Teaching Evaluations of Jesus Christ