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All posts tagged
fitbit
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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May 2, 2017Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit
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April 25, 2017Introducing FitBigot!
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October 20, 2015A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2023My Saturday Self Versus My Sunday Self
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September 15, 2023Son, You’re Old Enough to Know the Truth, There is No Such Thing as the “Invisible Hand of the Market”
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September 11, 2023Welcoming Remarks Made at a Literary Reading, 9/25/01
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 22, 2023Welcome to Rosalita’s Boarding House for Girls and Women Rescued by Bruce Springsteen from Dead-End Small Towns
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September 21, 2023Things That Count as Writing
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September 21, 2023Take Us to Your Leader, the One They Call Jake from State Farm