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All posts tagged

fitbit

February 13, 2020

Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?

by Laura Leelun
May 2, 2017

Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit

by Wesley Browne
April 25, 2017

Introducing FitBigot!

by Zain Khalid
October 20, 2015

A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit

by Ryan Shoemaker
September 24, 2014

Fitbit Results Throughout History

by Keith Wisniewski

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November 10, 2022

A Parent’s Typical Day, as Envisioned by My Child’s Preschool

by Ruyi Wen
November 15, 2022

I’m Wearing Tunics Now

by Wendi Aarons
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
November 17, 2022

I’m a Middle School Boy, and I Refuse to Wear Anything but Basketball Shorts in the Winter

by Emily Menez

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December 2, 2022

Are You Decorating for the Holidays with Children, or Playing the Lead in a Heist Movie?

by Audrey Burges
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I Miss the Good Old Days When No One’s Clocks Were Synced

by Alex Baia
December 1, 2022

How to Hate a Jew Like a Jew

by Josh Gondelman
December 1, 2022

I’m Quitting My Job as a Medieval Serf to Pursue My Passion

by Angus Duffin