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fitbit

May 2, 2017

Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit

by Wesley Browne
April 25, 2017

Introducing FitBigot!

by Zain Khalid
October 20, 2015

A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit

by Ryan Shoemaker
September 24, 2014

List: Fitbit Results Throughout History

by Keith Wisniewski

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey
February 21, 2019

List: Improv Comedy Rules for Pessimists

by Gwen Thomas
February 21, 2019

Monologue: Hi, I’m an Empath Now

by Melanie LaForce
February 20, 2019

Despite 45 Male and Predominantly White U.S. Presidents In a Row, It Is a Terrible Idea to Prefer a Candidate Based On Their Gender or Race

by Sheri Flanders