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All posts tagged

fitbit

May 2, 2017

Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit

by Wesley Browne
April 25, 2017

Introducing FitBigot!

by Zain Khalid
October 20, 2015

A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit

by Ryan Shoemaker
September 24, 2014

Fitbit Results Throughout History

by Keith Wisniewski

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
September 4, 2018

Sensible Hairstyles for Women Over 50

by Laura Winther Galaviz
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali

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December 13, 2019

Translation of a New York Times’ Real Estate Article for Those Living Without a Trust Fund

by Marco Kaye
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Christmas Presents For Adjunct Professors

by Ross Bullen
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I’m the Duolingo Owl and I’m Tired of Your Bullshit

by Muireann Kelly
December 12, 2019

Hello 12-Year-Old Reader, My Name Is Heathcliff and I Am Sorry That I Am About to Ruin Your Future Romantic Life

by Helena de Bres