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All posts tagged
fitbit
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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May 2, 2017Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit
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April 25, 2017Introducing FitBigot!
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October 20, 2015A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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May 21, 2020A Note From Your University About Its Plans for Next Semester
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May 18, 2020I Was In Charge of the Deck Chairs On the Titanic, and They Absolutely Did Need Rearranging
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May 12, 2020Here’s How Time Works Now
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May 15, 2020A University President Responds to Those Who Have Suggested the School Should Dip Into the Endowment
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June 4, 2020Yes, the Empire Blew Up Another Planet, But Do You Really Need to Attack the Death Star?
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June 4, 2020Things You’re Learning About White People When You’re Their Only Black Friend
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June 4, 2020
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June 4, 2020We Must Use the Military to Protect America From Its Greatest Threat: America