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All posts tagged
fitbit
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February 13, 2020Dating Red Flag or My Fitbit?
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May 2, 2017Living In This Dystopian Hellscape Would Be a Lot Better If I Could Just Charge My Fitbit
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April 25, 2017Introducing FitBigot!
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October 20, 2015A Stay-at-Home Dad Documents His Sex Life on a Fitbit
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September 24, 2014Fitbit Results Throughout History
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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October 9, 2009It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 17, 2021Adam and Eve Decide Who Should Be in Charge of Childbirth
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September 16, 2021The Founders Would Like to Remind You They’ve Been Dead for Nearly Two Hundred Years
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September 16, 2021Updated COVID Guidelines: A Flow Chart Wrapped in a Riddle Shrouded in a Clusterfuck
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September 16, 2021Short Conversations with Poets: Eleanor Wilner