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All posts tagged
flowers
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December 20, 2013Flora and Their Corresponding Holiday Ritual Call to Action if Encountered
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May 9, 2006An Open Letter to My Neighbors a Few Buildings Away in My Apartment Complex
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July 8, 2002FTD Floral Arrangements Available to Express One’s Sympathy
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April 29, 2002Names Given to the Daylilies Planted at Seattle’s Ballard Locks by the Puget Sound Daylily Club
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers