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All posts tagged
flu
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April 11, 2024The Flu My Four-Year-Old Brought Home for Spring Break Addresses My Hope of Not Catching It
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January 5, 2023Excerpts from The Berenstain Bears & Too Much Endemic Respiratory Illness
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December 22, 2022Kids, Santa is Going to Sit This Year Out Because You Are All Riddled with Germs
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December 3, 20201918 Flu Pandemic
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October 23, 2019Amongst the Liberal Elite: Flu Shots Amongst the Liberal Elite
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March 4, 2019Casual Questions for the Chronically Coughing Colleague in Your Open Office
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July 30, 2018Look Out Folks… It’s Horse Flu Season!
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January 30, 2018God Almighty, Deliver Us From This Man-Cold
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November 1, 2010FLU.GOV is Taking Action this Season
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October 15, 2009Lowest Priority H1N1 Vaccine Groups
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September 9, 2024A Math Exam, but Obviously Some Stuff Has Happened over the Summer in the Teacher’s Personal Life
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September 11, 2024Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 22, 2023It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 18, 2024A Letter You Can Give to Your Children in Twenty Years Explaining That You Don’t Have Photos or Videos of Them as Babies Because You Couldn’t Figure Out How to Handle Your Phone’s Storage
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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September 17, 2024The Problem with American College Campuses Is That I Desperately Miss Being Young
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September 17, 2024Of Course We’re Going to Keep Feeding the Grizzly Bear