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February 20, 2018

Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life

by Evan Williams
June 24, 2013

A Custom Order for Edible Arrangements Gets Real

by Paul Laudiero
August 23, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prevention

by Teddy Wayne
April 27, 2004

List: Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside

by Jonathan Rivnay
July 1, 2002

List: Almost Rhymes With Orange

by Dan Kennedy

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February 13, 2019

Don’t Get Married Before You Live Together

by Ginny Hogan
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur
January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
February 19, 2019

Don’t Let the Pigeon Build a Border Wall!

by Clancy Tripp

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February 22, 2019

List: My 2019 Oscar Night Predictions

by Wendi Aarons
February 22, 2019

Don’t Call It a Comeback: Animated Features Forthcoming From John Lasseter’s New Studio

by Kimberly Harrington
February 22, 2019

List: Things That Outnumber Women Who’ve Been Nominated for an Oscar for Best Director

by Jesse Shamon
February 21, 2019

We’re Parents of Young Children and We Binge-Watch TV Minutes at a Time

by Blake Kimzey