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All posts tagged
fruit
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February 20, 2018Choose a Job You Love and You Will Never Have to Work a Paid Day in Your Life
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June 24, 2013A Custom Order for Edible Arrangements Gets Real
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August 23, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Prevention
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April 27, 2004Recently Purchased Fruits that Are Hairy on the Inside or Outside
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July 1, 2002Almost Rhymes With Orange
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February 12, 2020Who Said It: Mike Bloomberg or Lucille Bluth?
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February 13, 2018If Literature’s “Complicated Men” Were On Tinder
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 31, 2020As a 28-Year-Old Latino, I’m Shocked My New Novel, Memoirs of a Middle-Aged White Lady, Has Been So Poorly Received