An apple a day keeps the doctor away if you’re an accurate enough thrower and he has a severe skin allergy to pomaceous fruit.
Teddy Wayne’s
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Teddy Wayne is the author of the novels Kapitoil, The Love Song of Jonny Valentine, and Loner.
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