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All posts tagged
god
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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February 17, 2021Hey, It’s Me, God. You Can Take Lent Off This Year
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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November 22, 2019God Updates Mankind On Their Pronouns
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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May 20, 2022How Oizys, Greek Goddess of Misery, Spends Her Sundays
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May 20, 2022My Prediction That Political Attacks Against Me Will Escalate Has Nothing to Do With Me Exposing Myself to a Flight Attendant
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May 20, 2022Diseases All Woodmont Alumni from 1971 to 2021 Should Immediately Be Screened For
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May 20, 2022Babies Need to Pull Themselves Up by Their Tiny Bootstraps