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All posts tagged
god
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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April 7, 2021Beer Is Proof
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February 17, 2021Hey, It’s Me, God. You Can Take Lent Off This Year
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December 9, 2020An Open Letter to God: Why Did You Make My Butt So Hairy?
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September 29, 2020On the Seventh Day, God Created Parenting, and Then Parenting Created Coffee
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March 10, 2020I Breed French Bulldogs Because They Make Great Companions and Prove God Is Dead
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November 22, 2019God Updates Mankind On Their Pronouns
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August 26, 2019David Koch Informs Saint Peter That If He Isn’t Admitted to Heaven He Will Finance a Decades-Long Misinformation Campaign Against the Holy Father
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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October 8, 2021A Typical Friday in Oregon, as Imagined by My East Coast Friends
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 30, 2021This Is Your Kid’s School and Even Though the Emergency Contact Form Lists Your Husband, We Need You, the Mom
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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October 19, 2021A Morally Injured Healthcare Worker’s Recommendations for Updating Your Advanced Medical Directives During the COVID-19 Pandemic
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October 19, 2021Tragedians in Cars Getting Coffee
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October 18, 2021The University Will Be Answering Questions About Its New Budget Plan Only with Direct Quotations from Gertrude Stein’s Tender Buttons
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October 18, 2021My Existentialist Life Hacks