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god
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March 29, 2024God Leaves a Voice Message for Jesus on Holy Saturday
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September 14, 2023I Am the Lord Your God, and I Want You to Know That I Invented Boners
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June 29, 2023Hey, It’s Me, God, Your Totally Not Vengeful New Landlord
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May 4, 2023Why God Decided Dogs Can’t Live as Long as People
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September 23, 2022On the Eighth Day, Leon Leonwood Bean Said, “Let There Be Flannel Shirts”
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July 28, 2022How I, God, Made the Bible So Clear on Abortion
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May 27, 2022On the Eighth Day, God Was Asked to Come Back to the Office Because Red Flags Were Raised with Certain Elements of His Work
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April 25, 2022The Book of Job, Revisited
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August 27, 2021After a Long Pandemic Layoff, God Interviews for a New Job
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May 3, 2021It’s Me, God, and Yes, I Do Know What Brian Wilson Would Be Without You: Fine
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October 15, 2024I’m an Undecided Hobbit, Torn Between a Dark Lord Who Promises an Age of Chaos and an Elf Queen Whom I Just Wish I Knew More About
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October 15, 2024Is It Perimenopause or the Fascist Death Knell of Late-Stage Capitalism?
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 23, 2024A Stump Speech by a Mayoral Candidate Who Just Learned the Werewolves Terrorizing the Town Might Endorse Him
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October 23, 2024270 Reasons: Because Kamala Knows That Immigrants Are America’s Strength
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October 23, 2024If Jack Kerouac Tried to Write On the Road Now
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October 22, 2024We Didn’t Vote for Kamala Harris Back in 2024, and Now We’re Stuck in This MAGA Work Camp on Mount Rushmore