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All posts tagged

gold

May 16, 2019

I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds

by John Jodzio
March 3, 2017

Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council

by Homa Mojtabai
January 4, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 5: Bag Shag

by Tim Peters
December 22, 2004

Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: Where Is My Golden Arm?

by Karen Sneider
March 26, 2001

The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.

by Joshuah Bearman
July 20, 1999

Godzilla in Delaware, Era of the Revolution

by Andy Battaglia

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
May 4, 2012

Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants

by Wendi Aarons

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December 10, 2019

I Am Sad to Report There Are No More Hot and Horny Singles In Your Area

by Jen Diamond
December 10, 2019

I Was Recently Hired to Analyze Diversity At a Business. Here Are the Names of People I Have Met So Far

by Victorya Chase
December 10, 2019

Choose Your Own Adventure: Presidential Rally Speech Edition

by Tom Elia
December 9, 2019

I Am the Final Question On Your Calculus Exam

by Daniel J. Woodhouse