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May 16, 2019

I Hide Gold Doubloons In My Baby’s Thigh Folds

by John Jodzio
March 3, 2017

Regarding My Participation On Rumpelstiltskin’s Business Advisory Council

by Homa Mojtabai
January 4, 2011

Notes From the Caddieshack: Column 5: Bag Shag

by Tim Peters
December 22, 2004

Ghost Stories With Hidden Agendas: Where Is My Golden Arm?

by Karen Sneider
March 26, 2001

The Gold Heist: A Third Interview With A Nuclear Physicist.

by Joshuah Bearman
July 20, 1999

Godzilla in Delaware, Era of the Revolution

by Andy Battaglia

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves