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groceries

August 4, 2015

Trial Shift Questionnaire for New Employees of a Natural Food Store

by Chris Jordan
July 26, 2002

The Checkout Girl, An Interview with Rose Gowen, on the Business of Groceries, Part Two

by Rose Gowen
July 19, 2002

The Checkout Girl, An Interview with Rose Gowen, on the Business of Groceries, Part One.

by Rose Gowen
December 16, 1999

A D’Agostino Supermarket Receipt Found Left Inside a Copy of Denis Johnson’s Jesus’ Son by the Previous Person to Check it out of the Library, Presumably Used as a Bookmark, and Perhaps Shedding Some Light on the Type of Person Who Reads This

by Francis Heaney

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November 24, 2020

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1- 1,004

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
August 24, 2020

Frog and Toad Tentatively Go Outside After Months In Self-Quarantine

by Jennie Egerdie
November 18, 2020

The Trump Aristocrats 2020

by Devorah Blachor
November 12, 2020

Meet Olivia! The COVID-19-Era American Girl Doll

by Molly Cahen

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December 1, 2020

I’m the 4:30 PM Sunset and I’d Like to Clarify a Few Things

by Emily Delaney
December 1, 2020

An Excerpt From Mike Sacks’ New Book, Slouchers

by Mike Sacks
December 1, 2020

Let Me Teach You How to Teach Other People How to Teach Other People How to Freelance

by Bobbie Armstrong
November 30, 2020

We Are Unable to Offer You a Place at Yale Because Your Essay Read Like the Closing Narration of a Teen Rom-Com

by Amelia Tait