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All posts tagged
gym
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January 14, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: Honors Gym
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October 19, 2015Post-Budget-Cuts Syllabus for 3rd Period Physical Education Class at Sunny View High School
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March 13, 2015I’m Teaching My Gym Students Useful Exercises, Not Preparing Them for a Heist
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November 9, 2009An Open Letter to the Guy at My Gym Who Screams When He Lifts Weights
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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