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All posts tagged
gym
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January 14, 2016Hijabi in Plain Sight: Honors Gym
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October 19, 2015Post-Budget-Cuts Syllabus for 3rd Period Physical Education Class at Sunny View High School
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March 13, 2015I’m Teaching My Gym Students Useful Exercises, Not Preparing Them for a Heist
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November 9, 2009An Open Letter to the Guy at My Gym Who Screams When He Lifts Weights
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November 14, 2008Noted Post-Marxist Sociologist, Philosopher, and Cultural Critic Slavoj Žižek Welcomes You to the Gym
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November 3, 2004An Open Letter to the Gym Shorts That Are Not in My Gym Bag
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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October 2, 2024JD Vance, a Very Normal Human Man, Sells Used Cars
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