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hagrid

September 6, 2005

Things Hagrid the Half-Giant Would Say If He Served Jesus Instead of Harry Potter

by Hart Seely

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
June 13, 2025

Congrats, Dipshit, You’re a Dad Now

by Carlos Greaves
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What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him

by Mara Wilson
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Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled

by Amanda Lehr

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