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halloween
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October 31, 2024How to Burn Off Halloween Candy Calories: 2024 Election Edition
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October 28, 2024Spooky Sounds for the Socially Anxious
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October 18, 2024What Your Twelve-Foot Home Depot Skeleton Says About Your Recent Divorce
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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October 31, 2023The Dad from Hocus Pocus Wants to Know What the Fuck Happened to His House
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October 25, 2023A Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for Halloween
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October 23, 2023For Safety Reasons, Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Held on Halloween This Year
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October 29, 2021This Haunted New England Fishing Village Used to Be a Lot Cooler 175 Years Ago
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October 29, 2021I Know You’re Probably Still Traumatized from the Halloween Night Spree-Killings, But Are You Available to Babysit This Weekend?
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