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halloween
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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September 26, 2024Reviews of New Food: Kit Kat Ghost Toast
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October 31, 2023The Dad from Hocus Pocus Wants to Know What the Fuck Happened to His House
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October 25, 2023A Letter to the Parents that Gave My Son Charlie a Bunch of Rocks for Halloween
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October 23, 2023For Safety Reasons, Trick-or-Treating Will Not Be Held on Halloween This Year
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October 29, 2021This Haunted New England Fishing Village Used to Be a Lot Cooler 175 Years Ago
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October 29, 2021I Know You’re Probably Still Traumatized from the Halloween Night Spree-Killings, But Are You Available to Babysit This Weekend?
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October 28, 2021Sexy Halloween Costume Ideas for Straight Men
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October 28, 2021Literary Desserts of the Damned
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October 27, 2021Halloween Costumes We Already Have in Our Closet
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather