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November 22, 2023

Butterball Helpline Helpline

by Alysia Gray Painter
November 3, 2023

You Have Reached the Turning-Thirty Helpline

by Sarah Garfinkel
March 5, 2018

Toddler Feelings Helpline

by Sara Given
August 27, 2014

Thank You for Calling Mamet’s Appliance Center

by Peter McCleery

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November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson

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A Letter from McSweeney’s Executive Director

by Amanda Uhle
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Scenes from a Hallmark Hanukkah Movie Written by Someone Who Has Definitely Met a Jew

by Aliza Small