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All posts tagged
herman-melville
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August 1, 2018Herman Melville Answers Questions About Racism With Lines from Moby Dick
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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March 22, 2018I Cannot Recommend My Former Coworker Bartleby for Your Scrivening Position
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October 18, 2016Moby-Dick and Jane
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October 13, 2011The Other Whale Tale
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August 13, 2010List: More Herman Melville College Metaphors
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March 12, 2009Why Not Let the Crew of the Pequod Host Your Child’s Next Birthday Party?
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January 9, 2009Loosely Based Characters
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January 9, 2008Ishmael the Comedian
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August 23, 2007Monologue: Moby-Dick Explains His New Captain Ahab Piercing to His Wife
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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October 10, 2006Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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November 5, 2018Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546