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August 1, 2023Captain Ahab’s Third Hour Playing the Claw Machine at Dave & Buster’s
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August 1, 2022If Starbucks Had Been Named After Other Characters from Moby-Dick
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March 8, 2022Captain Ahab, Woman
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November 17, 2021I’m Captain Ahab and I Say We Must Never Transition Away from a Whale-Based Energy Industry
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August 25, 2021Details Regarding Timothy’s Moby-Dick-Themed Bar Mitzvah
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August 3, 2020Bartleby, the School Superintendent: A Story of Reopening
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July 31, 2020GlenMoby Glen Dick
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August 1, 2018Herman Melville Answers Questions About Racism With Lines from Moby Dick
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June 13, 2018Your Conception, as Described By Famous White Male Writers
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March 22, 2018I Cannot Recommend My Former Coworker Bartleby for Your Scrivening Position
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July 15, 2024I Can’t Believe Such a Hateful, Violent Act Could Happen in the Hateful, Violent Era I’ve Created
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July 12, 2024Schedule of Speakers for the 2024 Republican National Convention
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July 16, 2024Hillbilly Elegy Edited for J. D. Vance’s Vice Presidential Campaign
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May 10, 2024What Your Favorite ’90s Band Says About the Kind of Bored Suburban Mom You Are Today
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July 26, 2024I’m a Childless Cat Lady, and If Trump and Vance Win I’m Going to Start a Sexual Relationship with My Couch
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July 26, 2024Skills You Need as President of the United States or Skills You Need as a Stepmom?
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July 26, 2024If They’d Told Me We Were Poor, I Wouldn’t Have Tolerated the Cynics
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