hipsters

I’m Looking for Someone to Buy All of My New Things So I Can Afford All of the Old Things I’m Favoriting On Etsy

I Am an Artisanal Attorney

A Hipster’s Month-By-Month Guide to Fetal Development

Lost Scenes from Generic Hipster Indie Romance Films Found in 2076 During a Museum Restoration of an Old MacBook Air and Subsequently Adapted for the Stage During Heritage Week at a Camp for 7th and 8th Graders Later That Summer

A Bicycle Built for One

Are You Normcore or My Dad?

Monologue: I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys

I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich

Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants

I Look Good in My Porkpie Hat