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All posts tagged
hipsters
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March 19, 2015A Brooklyn Heights Nursery School’s Entrance Exam
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January 13, 2015I’m Looking for Someone to Buy All of My New Things So I Can Afford All of the Old Things I’m Favoriting On Etsy
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December 12, 2014I Am an Artisanal Attorney
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September 29, 2014A Hipster’s Month-By-Month Guide to Fetal Development
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July 22, 2014Lost Scenes from Generic Hipster Indie Romance Films Found in 2076 During a Museum Restoration of an Old MacBook Air and Subsequently Adapted for the Stage During Heritage Week at a Camp for 7th and 8th Graders Later That Summer
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June 18, 2014A Bicycle Built for One
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April 29, 2014Are You Normcore or My Dad?
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April 22, 2014Monologue: I’m a 4-Billion-Year-Old Microbe On an Asteroid Heading Straight Toward Earth and I’m So Excited to Hang Out, You Guys
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February 26, 2014I Hope You Enjoy This Artisanal Knuckle Sandwich
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November 11, 2013Introducing the Bon Iver “Skinny Love” Cinnabon Depression Sweatpants
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book
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July 15, 2019A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant
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July 15, 2019List: A Nervous Breakdown as Captured In a Series of Author Biographies
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July 15, 2019It’s Time for Us Republicans to Reject Trump’s Blatant Bigotry and Return to Good Old Fashioned Dog-Whistle Race-Baiting
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July 12, 2019The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore