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hogwarts

August 11, 2021

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts

by Keith James
March 15, 2020

An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets

by Casey Thayer
October 29, 2019

Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse

by Steve Mullaney
October 1, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr

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May 9, 2025

Unsung Heroes of Motherhood

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
May 8, 2025

An Open Letter to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., Who Thinks My Daughter Is a Tragedy

by Anaïs Godard
May 9, 2025

Chicago Pope’s First Changes

by Stephen Ruddy
May 6, 2025

Introducing Our University’s New, Totally Reasonable Criteria for Promotion and Tenure

by Ryan Weber

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May 16, 2025

Excerpts from The Believer: Ask Carrie, Spring 2025

by Carrie Brownstein
May 16, 2025

An Open Letter to My Dead Mother about the New Pope with the MAGA Brother

by S.M. Strand
May 16, 2025

The Secret Diary of a Video Game Horse

by Kathleen O’Mara
May 15, 2025

You Don’t Need Medicaid—Just Pull Yourself Up by Your Abuse of Power

by Talia Argondezzi

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