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August 11, 2021

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My Second Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m on a Train Going to Hogwarts

by Keith James
March 15, 2020

An Update Regarding the Opening of the Chamber of Secrets

by Casey Thayer
October 29, 2019

Booing Voldemort at the Triwizard Tournament Demonstrates Hogwarts’ Lack of Civil Discourse

by Steve Mullaney
October 1, 2019

Professor Minerva McGonagall’s Letter to the Tenure Committee

by Alyse Knorr

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May 19, 2025

A Company Reminder for Everyone to Talk Nicely About the Giant Plagiarism Machine

by Amanda Bachman
May 9, 2025

Unsung Heroes of Motherhood

by Wendi Aarons and Johanna Gohmann
May 20, 2025

The Problem with My City Is That It’s a City

by Devin Wallace
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How I Met McSweeney’s: #1

by Rick Moody

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May 27, 2025

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by Rachel Reyes
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Addendum to the Ban on Harvard’s Enrollment of International Students

by Ian Shank
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Excerpts from The Believer: Object: Joey Lawrence’s Flannel

by Sam Shelstad
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How Gen X Can Make Money in This Economy

by Wendi Aarons and Ali Solomon

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