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All posts tagged
homeowner
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March 12, 2024I Guess I Will Just Keep Standing Here While You Fix the Sink
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March 15, 2022What I Assume Owning a Home Is Like
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July 16, 2021A Letter from the Neighbourhood Association to Admiral Boom, the Homeowner in Mary Poppins Who Fires a Cannon off His Roof Twice a Day
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January 11, 2013RE: Your Robot Army
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December 1, 2005Do You Have an Aztec Problem? What Every Homeowner Should Know
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January 22, 2025This Is How You Normalize Performing a Fascist Gesture
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January 15, 2025Signs You Are a Gen-Xer Who’s About to Turn Sixty
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October 11, 2006Back from Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail and Discovers That His Bid for Tenure Has Been Denied
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January 15, 2025A Marriage Proposal Spoken Entirely in Office Jargon
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February 6, 2025Various Ways How I, a Gay Man, Use the Word “Mama”
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 5, 2025An Open Letter to the Old Man Who Bartered with My Cancer-Patient Daughter at the Community Yard Sale Fundraiser
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University