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hospitals
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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September 18, 2024FAQ’s About Our New Patient Portal, HellthChase
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May 30, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Patient Portal
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April 3, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Love Means Saying, “I Told You So.”
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February 12, 2024Family Tours in the Kingdom of the Sick: Extending Our Stay, or the Long QT
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January 6, 2023Here Are a Few Things I’d Rather You Didn’t Say During My C-Section
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November 21, 2022An Open Letter to the Nurses Who Will Spend Thanksgiving in the Hospital with My Family and Me
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May 28, 2021Walt Whitman’s Doctor Annotates His Patient Intake Form
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August 7, 2020As a Hospital CEO I’m Giving My Healthcare Workers the Thanks They Deserve – With a Poster I Made in MS Word
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March 12, 2020I’m Sorry, But We Are Only Testing People for Anaphylactic Shock If They Have Recently Run Naked Into a Beehive
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March 18, 2025Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy
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March 24, 2025Lest We Forget the Horrors: An Unending Catalog of Trump’s Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes
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March 10, 2025As an American Jew, I Feel Completely Reassured for My Safety Now That Trump Has Targeted the Epicenter of American Antisemitism, Columbia University
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March 13, 2025It’s a Shame We Have to Betray Our Allies, Starve the Poor, Halt Scientific Progress, Destroy the Environment, and Eliminate the Freedoms Enshrined in the Bill of Rights, but at Least My Investment Portfolio Is Also Tanking
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March 28, 2025Brutally Honest Emails from Academia.edu
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March 27, 2025We Are the People Who Buy Red Delicious Apples
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March 27, 2025A Letter from Believer Editor Daniel Gumbiner
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March 27, 2025Scenes from the First Major League Baseball Game Featuring the New Robot Umpire, HAL 9000 from 2001: A Space Odyssey