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November 24, 2020How to Make a Cornucopia, Because It’s Come to This
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November 5, 2020How to Shower Standing Up in 2020
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November 3, 2020How to Cope With Your PTSD Flashbacks From Election Day 2016 On Election Day 2020
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May 6, 2020How to Quarantine Like a French Girl
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February 6, 2020How to Be a Good Fat Friend
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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November 26, 2019How to Prepare a Thanksgiving Meal Without Offending Anyone
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November 25, 2019How to Survive Thanksgiving With Your Not-Quite-Leftist-Enough Family
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January 22, 2019How to Stay Likable While Reporting Sexual Misconduct
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January 8, 2019How to Expertly Orchestrate Your First Kiss: An Easy 51-Step Guide
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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