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All posts tagged
hygiene
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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September 22, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene
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January 9, 2004Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis
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January 14, 2021I Am the Designer of This Restaurant’s Outdoor Seating Space, and This Is My Artist’s Statement
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January 20, 2021
Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1-1,056 -
January 21, 2021I Am a Disappointed Biden Voter Who Was Told He’d Immediately Implement Communist Rule
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January 13, 2021Excerpts from the Sex and the City Revival in Which Samantha Is Replaced with Fran Lebowitz