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All posts tagged

hygiene

May 4, 2020

Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days

by Alicia Oltuski
January 3, 2019

How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 24, 2017

Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
August 17, 2011

A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time

by Matthew Latkiewicz
September 22, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene

by Teddy Wayne
January 9, 2004

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis

by Jonathan Ames

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July 28, 2021

Are You Allowed to Criticize Simone Biles?: A Decision Tree

by Carlos Greaves
July 13, 2021

Nobody Wants to Be a Serf Anymore

by Andrew Singleton
July 28, 2021

More Development Would Ruin Our Neighborhood’s Character and That Character is Systemic Racism

by Devin Wallace
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns

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July 30, 2021

A Retelling of Snow White in Which It’s Clear That the Mirror Meant “Fair” as in “Very Pale”

by Janine Annett
July 30, 2021

As an Indigenous Person, Here Are Some Land Acknowledgments I Hope Never Happen 

by Brian Bahe
July 29, 2021

With God as My Witness I Will Not Pick the Restaurant

by Joanna Borns
July 29, 2021

How to Escape from a Sleeping Baby

by Rachel Hinkel-Wang