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All posts tagged

hygiene

January 3, 2019

List: How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 24, 2017

List: Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
August 17, 2011

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time

by Matthew Latkiewicz
September 22, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene

by Teddy Wayne
January 9, 2004

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis

by Jonathan Ames

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January 30, 2019

Monologue: I Am a Stryker-X Assault Backpack, and This Airport Lounge Is an Insult

by Tom Ellison
September 19, 2017

If Bostonians Loved Other Local Institutions the Way They Love Their Local Sports Franchises

by Michael Hare
February 4, 2019

I Am a Pacific Northwest Man on Tinder and I Will Die If I Go Indoors

by Sara K. Runnels
February 8, 2019

List: Word Problems for the Race Conscious

by Dymir Arthur

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February 15, 2019

How to Finish Your Dissertation Before the Heat Death and Gradual Extinction of the Universe

by Ross Bullen
February 15, 2019

List: Six Reasons Why You Should Vote for Me, Old White Man Corpse, in 2020

by Emily Fidago
February 15, 2019

Spoiler Alerts From the Passenger Scheduled to Sit Beside You On Your Next Flight

by Rick Stoeckel
February 14, 2019

Teasers for the Hallmark Channel’s Valentine’s Day Movie Lineup

by Alex Leon