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All posts tagged

hygiene

January 3, 2019

List: How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 24, 2017

List: Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
August 17, 2011

Monologue: A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time

by Matthew Latkiewicz
September 22, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene

by Teddy Wayne
January 9, 2004

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis

by Jonathan Ames

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November 5, 2019

If You Call Me a “Boomer” You Are Committing a Hate Crime

by Bob Vulfov
November 6, 2019

My 11-Month-Old Baby’s HR Discrimination Complaint

by Shannon J. Curtin
November 13, 2019

I Don’t Know WHO to Believe In This Impeachment Hearing

by Devorah Blachor
November 8, 2019

From One Parent to Another: Thank You, T.I.

by Emily Flake

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November 14, 2019

Introducing: Gender-Reveal Funerals

by Jessica M. Goldstein
November 14, 2019

List: 75 Things You Didn’t Know You Could Do With Peanut Butter

by Eli Burnstein
November 14, 2019

Elizabeth Warren Is an Existential Danger to Our Democracy, by Alexander “Lex” Luthor

by Jeremy Chao
November 14, 2019

Reviews of New Food: Tribe Dark Chocolate Hummus

by Janine Annett