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All posts tagged

hygiene

February 15, 2022

Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands

by Matthew Brian Cohen
May 4, 2020

Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days

by Alicia Oltuski
January 3, 2019

How to Bathe a Horse

by Casey Rand
December 13, 2018

I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself

by Patrick Burke
January 24, 2017

Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines

by David Calkins
August 17, 2011

A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time

by Matthew Latkiewicz
September 22, 2010

Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene

by Teddy Wayne
January 9, 2004

Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis

by Jonathan Ames

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November 29, 2023

Your 2023 WebMD Wrapped

by J. Taylor Lee and Ave Grimshaw
December 4, 2023

The National Lyrics or Things My Dad Says While Refusing to Check Google Maps?

by Nick Guadagnino
November 22, 2023

Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving

by Nathaniel Brown
February 23, 2012

Lines from The Princess Bride That Double as Comments on Freshman Composition Papers

by Jennifer Simonson

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by Amanda Uhle
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by Aliza Small