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All posts tagged
hygiene
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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September 22, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene
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January 9, 2004Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis
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September 22, 2022It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 20, 2022Should I Bring Anything to the Dinner Tonight or Just My Crippling Anxiety?
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September 15, 2022We Are a Picturesque Small Town and We Refuse to Be the Setting for Your Romantic Comedy
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September 21, 2022An Open Letter to Bluey’s Parents: Please Stop
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September 27, 2022Ineffective Emotional Monologues Deleted from Three Movies
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September 26, 2022I’m Michelangelo, and Everyone on this Ceiling Is as Naked and Jacked as God Intended