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All posts tagged
hygiene
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February 15, 2022Enough With the Hygiene Theater. I Want to Take a Shit Without Washing My Hands
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May 4, 2020Things That Are Now Soap Since Soap Is Hard to Find These Days
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January 3, 2019How to Bathe a Horse
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December 13, 2018I Brush My Teeth at Work Just to Make You Feel Bad About Yourself
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January 24, 2017Deregulated CDC Handwashing Guidelines
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August 17, 2011A Representative for Dove’s New Line of Men’s Body Soap Asks For a Bit of Your Time
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September 22, 2010Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Hygiene
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January 9, 2004Adventures With Jonathan Ames: ’Tis the Season for Halitosis
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January 24, 2023Macroeconomic Changes Have Made It Impossible for Me to Want to Pay You
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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January 10, 2023Fifteen Long-Overdue Slang Terms for Female Masturbation
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October 30, 2009Letters From the Hellbox: Caslon, Baskerville, and Franklin: Revolutionary Types
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February 3, 2023Our New AP African-American Studies Course Will Cover Black History from January 1996 to December 1996
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February 3, 2023FAQ: Is My Child Eating Enough Pirate’s Booty?
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February 2, 2023Two People Who Don’t Have Cable TV Talk About How They Don’t Have Cable TV, and How Great That Makes Them
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February 2, 2023Elden Ring or Tenure-Track Professor?