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All posts tagged
insects
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February 11, 2016Teddy Wayne’s Unpopular Proverbs: Flies
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January 21, 2016My Husband Has Been a Garbage Bag Full of Bees This Whole Time
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August 9, 2013Open Letters: An Open Letter to the Mango Fly Larva Living in My Left Buttock
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October 4, 2012Guys, I Can’t Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave is Actually Just a Human Shell Full of Thousands and Thousands of Spiders
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March 24, 2011Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Stacey McLachlan Must Be the Honey
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June 2, 2010Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Barry Rodgers: If You Have Cockroaches, I’ve Already Made the Sale
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July 20, 2007Monologue: Eulogy for a Bearded Bee Guy
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October 11, 2006Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Roaches
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June 17, 2005Honeybee Waggle Dance Reviews
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January 5, 2005List: Two Bugs on Display at the Montreal Insectarium, the First of Which I Thought Very Impressive Until I Saw the Second
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 23, 2019Dispatches From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song in Nashville: Dispatch 49: Wrecking My Car, Part I