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All posts tagged
inventors
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September 24, 2015Sometimes I Have Conflicting Emotions About Having Invented the Internet
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September 16, 2014Monologue: Alexander Graham Bell Has Had Just About Enough of Your Shit
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November 12, 2013Alexander Graham Bell’s First Five Phone Calls
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April 29, 2002List: What Alexander Graham Bell Might Have Said If His Assistant Was One of My Cats
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December 13, 1999List: Actual List of Claimants to the Title of Inventor of the Ice Cream Cone
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July 5, 2019The Battle At John F. Kennedy International Airport, 1776
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July 2, 2019Before You Call Out Our Hypocrisy, Let Us Remind You That We Don’t Care
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman Is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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March 19, 2014Kafka’s Joke Book