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December 3, 2024Rules from Claire’s Employee Handbook
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October 3, 2023I Am a Dainty Little Rings Person Now
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October 27, 2021An Open Letter to Tiffany & Co. About Their Advertising Campaign for the Ring That Helps Women Remember They Survived Cancer
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April 12, 2016Please Come to My Shitty Jewelry/ISIS Recruitment Party!
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July 1, 2013I Earn Up to $300 a Day Making My Own Jewelry and Being a Prostitute!
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