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All posts tagged
journals
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May 22, 2018List: Recently Accepted Articles at the Journal of No Significant Findings
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March 6, 2018Michelangelo’s Hustle Journal, ca. 1499
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July 14, 2011Journal of a COBRA Special Forces Veteran
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April 29, 2010List: The First Three Entries from the Journal of Charles Hupperton — Inventor of Time Travel
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July 23, 2009Anna Freud’s Dream Journal
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May 29, 2007A Letter From My Journal Re: “Hectic.”
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April 4, 2007After Reading Some Of My Journal Entries, It’s Clear That I Need To Stop Watching Porn
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November 28, 2006Selections From The Notebooks Of Max Roosevelt, 15-Year-Old Socialist
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July 7, 2006Godzilla’s Journal
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March 10, 2006The Slow and Painful Collapse of a Relationship Over the Course of a Weeklong Vacation As Expressed By The Names Each Partner Gave Their Digital Photos Taken During Said Vacation
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 24, 2019List: “Life Is a Rollercoaster”: Other Life-Themed Amusement Park Rides
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May 24, 2019Why Superman Sucks
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell