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All posts tagged
junior-high
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February 6, 2015List: Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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March 7, 2011H.P. Lovecraft’s First Day as a Substitute Teacher at Arkham Junior High School
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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October 7, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
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February 19, 2004Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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January 17, 2000List: Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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July 11, 2018Abortion is Immoral, Except When It Comes to My Mistresses
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May 8, 2019Hello, I’ll Be Your Toddler Tour Guide for This Trip Out the Front Door
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May 20, 2019I Don’t Think a Woman is Electable In 2020 Because Last Time Around the Female Nominee Only Got Three Million More Votes Than Her Opponent
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May 13, 2019Yeah Sex Is Cool, But Have You Tried Being a Woman In Your 30s?
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May 24, 2019Rules of Improv While Playing With Toddlers
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May 23, 2019I Am Your Dread Lord Nyarlathotep, and You All Better Stop Scouring My Recently Recovered Grimoires for a Banishment Spell