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All posts tagged
junior-high
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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March 7, 2011H.P. Lovecraft’s First Day as a Substitute Teacher at Arkham Junior High School
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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October 7, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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January 17, 2000Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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November 20, 2017Dante’s Nine Circles of Hell, Reimagined for Linguistic Transgressions
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January 24, 2020Why I Decided Not to Have an OBGYN and Let Wendy From Work Handle My Prenatal Care Instead
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January 14, 2020How to Buckle Your Baby Into a Car Seat in 36 Easy Steps
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January 21, 2020If Your University’s Administration Ran a Polar Expedition
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January 28, 2020Yes, One of Nyarlathotep’s Nether-Daemons Escaped With Vital News From the Room of Gnashing Misery, But Is it Really All That Important to Hear Their Horrific Tale?
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January 28, 2020Democrats Must Appeal to the Tiny Margin of People Who Voted for Trump and Might Be Open to Supporting a Moderate Democrat in 2020
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January 28, 2020How to Find Your Correct Bra Size
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January 28, 2020Why Cover Letters Are Such an Important Part of Building a Miniature Town Made of Paper