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All posts tagged
junior-high
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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March 7, 2011H.P. Lovecraft’s First Day as a Substitute Teacher at Arkham Junior High School
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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October 7, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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January 17, 2000Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child