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junior-high
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March 3, 2021It’s Me, Your Former Junior High School Bully, and I’m Sorry to Inform You That Karma Hasn’t Caught Up With Me Yet
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February 6, 2015Everyone’s Hair in Middle School
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March 7, 2011H.P. Lovecraft’s First Day as a Substitute Teacher at Arkham Junior High School
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January 17, 2011The Study of Melting Things
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August 18, 2010Narrative in Eighth Grade Spanish in the Style of Federico García Lorca
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July 8, 2010Lament of the Imaginary Boyfriend
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October 7, 2004Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen
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February 19, 2004An Open Letter to My Eighth-Grade Yearbook Photograph
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January 17, 2000Words from a Magnetic Poetry Set
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