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April 9, 2019

At the End of the Day, Pinhead and Lady Misery Simply Had Different Definitions of “Defilement,” and That’s Why She’s Leaving The Cenobite Order

by Andrew Paul

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May 9, 2018

I Will Do Anything to End Homelessness Except Build More Homes

by Homa Mojtabai
June 20, 2025

Acts of Rebellion for the Middle-Aged

by Liz Alterman
June 16, 2025

Signs the Frog Has Been Boiled

by Amanda Lehr
June 25, 2025

Artificial Intelligence Cannot

by Jason Gudasz

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Why I, Cinderella, Support the Supreme Court’s Book Ban

by Jeremy Hooper
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I Have No Idea Why I’ve Suddenly Started Thinking About the 1917 Russian Revolution

by Cezary Jan Strusiewicz
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Excerpts from The Believer: Water Pressure

by Rafia Zakaria
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I Can’t Wait to Enjoy This Baseball Game After About Two Hours and Thirty-Six Minutes of Getting Settled In

by Chandler Dean