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All posts tagged
lawns
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September 26, 2024Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers
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August 30, 2006A Push-Reel Mower’s Rumination on Mowing the Lawn in the Gas-Powered Age
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October 25, 2002The Lawn, Part Five
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October 24, 2002The Lawn, Part Four
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October 23, 2002The Lawn, Part Three
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October 22, 2002The Lawn, Part Two
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October 21, 2002The Lawn, Part One
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May 20, 2002Signs on the Lawns of People Whose Lawns You May Want to Avoid
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February 10, 2025Voting for the Mayor Who Promised to Blow Up the City Doesn’t Mean I Approve of the Mayor Blowing Up the City
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February 5, 2025Here at DOGE, We’ve Streamlined Every Aspect of America’s Collapse
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February 4, 2025An Accurate Organizational Chart of Your University
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February 13, 2025Finally, My Tax Dollars Are Being Used to Uncover Publicly Available Government Information
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February 14, 2025Quotes from Famous Romance Films Rewritten for the First Weeks of Trump’s Second Term
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February 14, 2025Please Stop Ripping My Bodices
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February 14, 2025Excerpts from The Believer: The Joy of Persona
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February 14, 2025Valentine’s Day Card Inscriptions Inspired by Submarine Disasters