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lawns

September 26, 2024

Frequently Asked Questions About Leaf Blowers

by Alex Baia
August 30, 2006

A Push-Reel Mower’s Rumination on Mowing the Lawn in the Gas-Powered Age

by Brian Slattery
October 25, 2002

The Lawn, Part Five

by Courtney Eldridge
October 24, 2002

The Lawn, Part Four

by Courtney Eldridge
October 23, 2002

The Lawn, Part Three

by Courtney Eldridge
October 22, 2002

The Lawn, Part Two

by Courtney Eldridge
October 21, 2002

The Lawn, Part One

by Courtney Eldridge
May 20, 2002

Signs on the Lawns of People Whose Lawns You May Want to Avoid

by Rich Michaels and Jon Crawford

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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May 1, 2025

Open Letter to the Guy with “Dad” in His LinkedIn Headline

by Lauren Ahmed
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Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan