Beware of God.
You bsest not be on mie lanw.
Step to the left. A little more. A little more! Very good.
If you don’t get off my lawn, I’ll get off on you.
I LIKE SIGNS!!!
Here lies you, very soon.
Keep off loose soil.
The Perot Family.
Beware of demon children.
Mr. Vanilla Ice no longer lives here.
I squirt on your shoes from my special place.
You better keep off this goddamned lawn or I am going to find out where you live and do something that will cause you some hurt and pain, hurt and pain for which I will, years later, in the big courtroom, display no remorse whatsoever. Thank You!
Beware of Palindromes. Semor dnilapf Oer Aweb!
This sign made of 100% Solid Mahogany, baby.
I’m pleasuring you from the inside.
I can see real good, too.