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All posts tagged

lifeguards

February 27, 2018

In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own

by Bob Vulfov
July 6, 2015

Pool Rules

by Sam Shelstad
July 30, 2010

A Veteran Lifeguard Retires

by Jeremiah Tucker
March 15, 2003

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Saving Lives and Doing Dip, An Interview with Kari, Former Lifeguard

by Suzanne Yeagley

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January 15, 2021

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-1,053

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, Kelsey Ronan, John McMurtrie, Sophia DuRose, Rachel Villa, and Amy Sumerton
December 21, 2020

Things I Didn’t Have on My 2020 Bingo Card Bingo

by Kimberly Harrington
January 11, 2021

Grendel Should Not Have Rampaged Through Our Capitol, But Slaying Him Will Only Further Divide Our Clans

by Nick Morgan
January 4, 2021

Here’s How Time Works In 2021

by Eli Grober

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January 15, 2021

New Irregular Verb Conjugations

by Elizabeth Preston
January 15, 2021

Even I, Satan, Am Appalled at the State of the Republican Party

by Carlos Greaves
January 15, 2021

Short Conversations With Poets: Henri Cole

by Ilya Kaminsky
January 15, 2021

This Satire Article Was Not Optimized for Search Engine Optimization

by Geoff Waite