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lifeguards

February 27, 2018

In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own

by Bob Vulfov
July 6, 2015

Pool Rules

by Sam Shelstad
July 30, 2010

A Veteran Lifeguard Retires

by Jeremiah Tucker
March 15, 2003

Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Saving Lives and Doing Dip, An Interview with Kari, Former Lifeguard

by Suzanne Yeagley

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January 9, 2019

I Used My Wife’s Vibrating Dildo to Achieve My First Prostate Orgasm and Now I’m In Narnia and I Can’t Get Back Home

by Keith James
January 10, 2019

List: Top Dinner Suggestions According to a Three-Year-Old’s Eating Habits

by Kristen Mulrooney
January 2, 2019

I Don’t Hate Women Candidates — I Just Hated Hillary and Coincidentally I’m Starting to Hate Elizabeth Warren

by Devorah Blachor
January 14, 2019

The Life-Changing Magic of Keeping Absolutely Everything

by Jenn Shapland

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January 18, 2019

FAQ: The Status of the Shits Women Have Left to Give

by Shannon Reed
January 18, 2019

List: How to Have a Mental Breakdown in an Open Concept Office

by Elyse O'Dwyer
January 18, 2019

So the President Committed a Few High Crimes, Big Deal

by Bob Vulfov
January 17, 2019

Yinzerotica: Erotica for Pittsburghers

by Lauren Spinabelli