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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
July 6, 2015Pool Rules
July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
March 15, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Saving Lives and Doing Dip, An Interview with Kari, Former Lifeguard