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All posts tagged
lifeguards
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February 27, 2018In Response to Our Beach’s Increased Number of Shark Attacks, We Will Be Arming Lifeguards With Sharks of Their Own
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July 6, 2015Pool Rules
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July 30, 2010A Veteran Lifeguard Retires
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March 15, 2003Interviews With People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Saving Lives and Doing Dip, An Interview with Kari, Former Lifeguard