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All posts tagged

marathon

April 15, 2019

The Perfect Marathon Pacing Strategy Is to Rip It

by Ryan Abbott
July 9, 2014

List: Less Ambitious Couch-to-5K Alternatives

by Elisabeth Cohen
March 26, 2014

The Single Woman’s Guide to Training for a Half-Marathon

by Melanie Schultz
October 28, 2005

List: Comments From the Crowd Gathering Around the Body of Phidippides, Reporter of the Greek Victory Over the Persians at Marathon, Soon After He Gasped, “We Won,” and Died

by Brian Hubbard

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July 15, 2019

A Preschooler’s Guide to Managing Your Personal Assistant

by Shannon J. Curtin
October 10, 2006

Back From Yet Another Globetrotting Adventure, Indiana Jones Checks His Mail And Discovers That His Bid For Tenure Has Been Denied

by Andy Bryan
November 5, 2018

Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing (So Far): Atrocities 1-546

by Ben Parker, Stephanie Steinbrecher, and Kelsey Ronan
July 18, 2019

I Am Against Identity Politics, By Which I Mean I Am In Favor of White Identity Politics

by Chas Gillespie

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July 23, 2019

We Built a Giant Casino in an Economically Depressed, Opioid-Plagued City and We Can’t Understand Where All the High Rollers Are

by Christine Stevens
July 23, 2019

List: Mueller Does Shakespeare

by Andrew Williams
July 23, 2019

Death of a Music Man

by Nick Hornedo
July 23, 2019

Key Ring Chronicles: Small Metal Guitar

by Jason Von Stein