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mario-bros
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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September 16, 2020How to Unlock Luigi in Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time
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November 7, 2019The Myth of Super Mario by Albert Camus
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July 26, 2011What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games That You Have Not Played
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April 1, 20107 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
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March 11, 2009Dr. Mario Weighs In on Universal Health Care
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September 26, 2006Wario Gives an Account of a Mario Kart Race for Strangers at a Bar
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May 20, 2005Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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July 29, 2004Life Lessons (a.k.a. Tips From the Mario Brothers Instruction Booklet)
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax