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All posts tagged
mario-bros
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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September 16, 2020How to Unlock Luigi in Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time
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November 7, 2019The Myth of Super Mario by Albert Camus
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July 26, 2011What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games That You Have Not Played
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April 1, 20107 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
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March 11, 2009Dr. Mario Weighs In on Universal Health Care
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September 26, 2006Wario Gives an Account of a Mario Kart Race for Strangers at a Bar
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May 20, 2005Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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July 29, 2004Life Lessons (a.k.a. Tips From the Mario Brothers Instruction Booklet)
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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