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April 9, 2025I Didn’t Think Things Would Get This Chaotic When We Elected President Donkey Kong
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January 12, 2023Two Reviewers Provide Contradictory Feedback on Your Nietzschean Study of Early Mario Bros. Games
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January 29, 2021Manipulating Mario Kart and Using the Rainbow Road Shortcut Is Wrong and Must Be Prosecuted (Except When I Do it)
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September 16, 2020How to Unlock Luigi in Marcel Proust’s In Search of Lost Time
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November 7, 2019The Myth of Super Mario by Albert Camus
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July 26, 2011What to Say When Friends are Discussing Video Games That You Have Not Played
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April 1, 20107 Things Mario Games Have in Common With the Bible
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March 11, 2009Dr. Mario Weighs in on Universal Health Care
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September 26, 2006Wario Gives an Account of a Mario Kart Race for Strangers at a Bar
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May 20, 2005Pickup Lines Used by Mario
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