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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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March 17, 2021Atlanta Massage Parlor Shooting Headlines for Fragile White People
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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September 2, 2021Oh My Fucking God, Get the Fucking Vaccine Already, You Fucking Fucks
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September 22, 2021It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 7, 2021A Short Quiz for My Students in Lieu of Asking About Their Vaccine Status or Requesting That They Wear Masks
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September 8, 2021Wake Up, Sailors, Scurvy Is a Hoax
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September 23, 2021I Am an Anti-Racist Feminist, Except When It Interferes with My Career as an Academic