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All posts tagged
mass-shootings
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May 25, 2022How to Talk to Your First Grader about School Shootings
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May 25, 2022Places to Avoid While We Continue to Wait for Lawmakers to Enact Meaningful Gun Control Legislation
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March 23, 2021The Only Way to Prevent Car Crashes Is More Cars
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March 17, 2021Atlanta Massage Parlor Shooting Headlines for Fragile White People
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October 1, 2019Guns Don’t Kill People. People Kill People. It’s Time We Get Rid of People
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August 5, 2019I Can’t Imagine Why a White Nationalist With My Politics Would Do Such a Thing
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August 5, 2019God Has Heard Your Thoughts and Prayers and He Thinks They Are Fucking Bullshit
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August 2, 2019Prevent Learning Loss By Making Your Child Practice Active Shooter Drills During Their Summer Vacation
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February 28, 2018Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Sir Bevin Says Chess is to Blame for the Fiefdom’s Recent Crossbow Incident!
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February 22, 2018Time’s Up, Teenage Survivors of Recent School Shootings
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 18, 2022A Passenger’s One-Star Review of the Trolley Ride from the Trolley Problem
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022A Modest Proposal for Solving the Baby Formula Shortage