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All posts tagged
matrix
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February 21, 2025Why I Chose to Reenter the Matrix and Be a Living Battery for the Machines
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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January 18, 2022Two Years of This Pandemic Is Long Enough: It’s Time to Enter the Metaverse
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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March 16, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: McKinley, National, Town, Apollo, Summit, Olentangy
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June 3, 2025New York Times’ Style Guide Substitutions for “The President Violated the Constitution”
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June 6, 2025I, Saruman, Have Ended My Alliance with the Dark Lord Sauron
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February 10, 2015What a Straight Man’s Favorite Musical Says About Him
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June 9, 2025It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President