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All posts tagged
matrix
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October 25, 2022Our New Social Media Platform, The Matrix, Isn’t About Enslaving Humanity—It’s About Bringing People Together
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January 18, 2022Two Years of This Pandemic Is Long Enough: It’s Time to Enter the Metaverse
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September 9, 2021Neo, You Can Take the Blue Pill or You Can Take the Red Pill. Either is Fine, Honestly. Just Don’t Take the Ivermectin
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March 16, 2010Non-Essential Mnemonics: McKinley, National, Town, Apollo, Summit, Olentangy
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November 22, 2023Post-Dinner Interview with a Twelve-Year-Old Who Sat at the Grown-Ups’ Table for the First Time on Thanksgiving
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November 14, 2023In the Office Auto-Reply Emails for a Hybrid Work Schedule
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November 17, 2023Quiz: Are You the Worst Person at Thanksgiving?
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November 13, 2023Twelve Things Your College Freshman Son Will Never Say During His Weekly Call Home
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November 28, 2023Please Buy Tesla’s Cybertruck, Which Is Cool, Not Stupid
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November 28, 2023Realistic Cold-Weather Clothing Options for Tweens
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November 28, 2023Norse Mythology for Bostonians: An Excerpt from Rowdy Geirsson’s The Impudent Edda
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November 27, 2023Your Amazon Order of Reusable Metal Straws Is Currently on Its Way Via the Most Ecologically Devastating Route You Could Imagine