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October 30, 2020For the Voter Who Loves Ice Cream
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October 30, 2020For the Voter Who Doesn’t Like Any of Their Choices
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October 29, 2020For the Voter Who Knows It Doesn’t Matter
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October 29, 2020For the Voter Who Gets Called Black — But Has Always Been a Ghost
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October 29, 2020For the Voter Who Is Worried About Law and Order
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October 28, 2020For the Voter Who’s Never Voted Before But Can
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October 28, 2020For the Dis/rupted Voter
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October 28, 2020Addendum: Here After
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October 27, 2020For the Voter Who Fears For Their Suburb
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October 27, 2020For the Voter Who Wants to Talk About Climate Change With Neighbors and Skeptics
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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September 25, 2024I Am a Lady, and Donald Trump Is My Protector
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 8, 2024I Am the School Custodian in Charge of Classroom Litter Boxes. Ask Me Anything
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October 8, 2024I Only Offered to Do the Dishes at This Dinner Party So I Can Keep Eating
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October 7, 2024We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween
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October 7, 2024Nine Great Thinkers Offer Manifestos for Getting Your Kid Out the Door on Time