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October 26, 2020For the Voter In a State of Parental Flummox
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October 23, 2020For the Voter Who Can’t Decide Between Joe Biden and a Third-Party Candidate Who Much More Accurately Represents Their Values and Desires for This Country and the World
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October 22, 2020For the Voter Who Is Unsure About Climate Change
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October 21, 2020Please Convince a Swing-State Voter — You’re Probably Related to One
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October 21, 2020For the Voter Who Is Unsure About Mail-In Ballots
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October 20, 2020For the Voter Who Is Pro-Life
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October 19, 2020For the Voter Who Is Raising Children
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October 16, 2020For the Voter Who Is Disheartened That Bernie Is Not Our Presidential Nominee
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October 15, 2020For the Voter Who Cares About the Arts
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October 14, 2020For the Voter Who Has Voices In Her Head
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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February 22, 2021The UX on this Small Child Is Terrible
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February 24, 2021I Oppose the Democrats’ Plan to Lower Child Poverty. If Kids Want to Eat, They Should Work In Filthy Factories Like They Did in the Good Old Days
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February 16, 2021As a Superhero Teacher, I Can’t Wait to Sacrifice My Unvaccinated Life for Your Child
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March 1, 2021March Is Teacher Self-Care Month!
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March 1, 2021How to Succeed At Apologizing for Sexual Harassment Without Really Trying
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March 1, 2021No, Our Company Is Not “Anti-Union,” We Simply Believe That It Is in Our Best Interest to Quash Any Attempt by Our Employees to Collectively Bargain on Their Behalf
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February 26, 2021The Cure’s “Friday I’m in Love” for Nihilists