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All posts tagged
metaphors
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December 10, 2020The Thing with Feathers
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November 20, 2020The 2020 Rockefeller Center Tree Speaks
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October 22, 2020Missing: Teacher Lost In Overly Ambitious Metaphor
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March 15, 2018Thinly Veiled Metaphors in Young Adult Dystopian Fiction
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November 10, 2017Similes Involving Bad Similes
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May 17, 2017Bridge Metaphors Used During the English Department Meeting With the Dean
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March 10, 2015Confessions of a Metaphor Merchant
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November 27, 2012Actual Similes (and One Metaphor) Found in Teacher Education Texts
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June 8, 2012An Open Letter to the Kid Scooping Raisins Out of the Bulk Bin and Dumping Them On the Floor
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February 17, 2012What It’s Like Being President, Metaphorically Speaking
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September 20, 2024It’s Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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September 30, 2024Faculty, Rejoice: Gmail Can Now Translate “Deanspeak”
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August 19, 2024Lest We Forget the Horrors: A Catalog of Trump’s Worst Cruelties, Collusions, Corruptions, and Crimes: The Complete Listing: Atrocities 1–1,056
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September 10, 2024The Department of Energy Wants You to Know Your Conservation Efforts Are Making a Difference
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October 10, 2024The Topeka Witches Coven Answers Questions about the Upcoming Union Vote to Join the United Auto Workers
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October 10, 2024I’m the “Scoopy Daddy”: Clarifying My New Approach to Parenting
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October 9, 2024Leaked Transcript of the Secret Meeting Where Democrats Control the Weather