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metaphors

November 9, 2011

Attention Passengers: This Train Will Be Operating As a Metaphor

by Byran Dai
August 13, 2010

More Herman Melville College Metaphors

by Marco Kaye
June 16, 2010

See, the Giant Robosquid is a Metaphor for Your Fear of Commitment

by J. Alex Boyd and Jonathan Baude
May 27, 2008

How Me Breaking Up With You Is Like Jon Lester Pitching a No-Hitter Against the Kansas City Royals

by Michael Nelson Price
August 11, 2005

Dispatches From Adjunct Faculty at a Large State University: Dispatch 2: On Jaundice

by Oronte Churm

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April 21, 2025

Getting Ahead of It: JD Vance Almost Definitely Didn’t Kill the Pope

by Eli Grober
April 25, 2025

This Five-Hundred-Word Bumper Sticker on My Tesla Explains Why I’m Not a Bad Person

by Lia Woodward and Leah Folta
April 17, 2025

1925 or 2025?

by Carlos Greaves
April 9, 2025

US News & World Report’s Best Remaining Colleges, 2028

by Andrew Marshall

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April 30, 2025

Our University Is Replacing DEI with Vibes and Vaguely Diverse Stock Photos

by Carla M. Lopez
April 30, 2025

This Bank Robbery Is a Safe Space

by Ash Diggs and Jennie Egerdie
April 29, 2025

Don’t Worry, We Were Prepared for Our Policies to Be Extremely Unpopular, Because They Are Very, Very Bad

by Ginny Hogan
April 29, 2025

We’re the Pro-Family Party; We’re Also Deporting Families

by Carlos Greaves