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Music Video Ideas That Unfortunately Will Never Be Filmed

Early Incarnations of Fat Joe’s Instructional Dance Hit “Lean Back.”

Short Essays on Favorite Songs, Inspired by Nick Hornby’s Songbook: “Another One Bites the Dust” by Queen

Musical Styles That Never Caught On

Songs That Wouldn’t Have Been Hits If They’d Been Grammatically Correct

Expert Help for Your Fantasy Baseball Franchise: Proper Selections for the Roster of a National League Baseball Team Consisting of Fictional Characters From Beatles Songs, Post – Rubber Soul

Guided by Voices Song Titles That Could Double as Chapter Headings in Al Qaeda Training Manuals

Lyrics From Pavement’s Slanted and Enchanted That Sound Like They Could Be Slogans Shouted by Protesters During the Republican National Convention Speeches

Dave Matthews Band Lyrics That Take On New Meaning in Light of the Recent Brouhaha Surrounding One of Its Bus Drivers, Who Allegedly Dumped the Contents of the Excrement Tank off of a Chicago River Bridge and Onto the Deck of a Tour Boat

John Moe’s Pop Song Correspondences: A Letter to Elvis Presley From His Hound Dog