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musicians
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September 17, 2009Phrases My Orchestra Conductor Has Said to Me That Could Get Him Fired if Said Out of Context
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August 22, 2009A Subway Performer’s Application Essay to Juilliard
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February 28, 2008Open-Mike Night, 1:15 A.M
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August 22, 2007Ways I’ve Let Down Popular Musicians
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August 3, 2007Interviews with People Who Have Interesting or Unusual Jobs: Joel Pierson, Cruise Ship Pianist
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November 10, 2006The Lead Singer Is Distracting Me
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October 26, 2006Slash Prepares to Run to 7-Eleven for Cigarettes at 4 A.M
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May 15, 2006Popular Musicians If England Had Won the Revolutionary War
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March 17, 2006Further Excerpts From The Diary of an Aspiring Death Metal Frontman
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September 9, 2005Excerpts From the “Band Members Wanted” Section of the New York Musicians’ Exchange (Circa 1987)
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