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May 8, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam

by Dani Burlison
January 27, 2012

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: One Settled Comfortably In the Cuckoo’s Nest

by Dani Burlison
November 23, 2011

Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: I Feel Hurt When You Are an Asshole

by Dani Burlison
September 21, 2011

Eating Your Spirit Animal: An FAQ

by Sam Burnett
June 7, 2006

Jokes by Brian Beatty: Air Conditioning

by Brian Beatty
February 22, 2004

New Age Statements From Breakdancing: Mr. Fresh and the Supreme Rockers Show You How to Do It! (Avon Books, 1984)

by Brendan Short
September 23, 2002

Names New Agers in Santa Fe, New Mexico Have Given Themselves

by Ranee Zaporski

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by Jane G.
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by Devorah Blachor
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