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All posts tagged
new-age
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September 10, 2019Welcome to the New New Age
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August 23, 2019I Am Marianne Williamson and, to Clarify, the ‘Dark Psychic Force’ I Mentioned Is the Algerian Military and Its Refusal to Cede Power to the Hirak
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July 24, 2017Chapter One from The Most Helpful Self-Helpy Self-Help Book to Help You Help Yourself
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June 20, 2017Wellness Blog Homepage Mad Libs
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March 27, 2017My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
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April 2, 2015Our Meditation Technique Will Help You Get Promoted and Marry Someone Awesome
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July 30, 2013You Seem Distant Since I’ve Attained Enlightenment
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December 4, 2012Your Spirit Animal Is a Tech Guy Named Paul
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July 31, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: Spiritually Cleansing Naked Places: Some Insider Advice
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May 8, 2012Dendrophilia and Other Social Taboos: DIY Ecstatic Dance Jam
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February 19, 2021I’m a Short Afternoon Walk and You’re Putting Way Too Much Pressure on Me
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June 28, 2022We Are an Anti-Abortion Couple, and Don’t Worry, We Will Adopt Your Baby
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June 27, 2022We Would Do Something, But Then We Wouldn’t Have the Power to Do Something, So We Can’t Do Something
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January 14, 2022What Your Favorite Sad Dad Band Says About You
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July 1, 2022FAQ: Freedom
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July 1, 2022A Declaration of Independence from the United States Supreme Court
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July 1, 2022Laws Should Be Based Solely on the Words of Constitutional Authors Like Me, the Guy Who Died After Shoving a Piece of Whalebone in His Dick
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June 30, 2022I’d Rather Drag Your Lifeless Body from This Party Than Wait Here While You Go to the Bathroom