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All posts tagged
nightmares
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March 26, 2021An Excerpt from My New Anxiety Dream Where I’m Blocking the Suez Canal
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October 31, 2019I Am the Nameless, Shapeless Fear That Haunts Your Nightmares, and Even I Am Exhausted
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July 24, 2018Welcome to Anxiety Dream High School
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March 17, 2008Dan Liebert, Verbal Cartoonist: Home Depot Nightmare
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September 2, 2004Nightmare
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October 27, 2003Creepy Clown under the Bed’s Telepathic Message to Child in Bed, Age Five and a Half
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January 22, 2003The Bees
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February 28, 2002Seven Recurring Nightmares That Fail To Frighten
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June 21, 2001Our Long National Nightmare Is Finally Over.
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November 13, 2018If People Talked to Other Professionals the Way They Talk to Teachers
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May 13, 2022Ten Possibilities the Applebee’s Waitress Considers Before It Occurs to Her the Women in Booth Fourteen Might Be a Couple with Two Children
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May 2, 2022Welcome to the Middle-Aged Restaurant. Please Stop Complaining
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May 2, 2016I Would Rather Do Anything Else Than Grade Your Final Papers
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