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All posts tagged

nine-year-olds

June 3, 2013

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Fuddruckers and an Unreliable New Friend

by Jesse Eisenberg
February 22, 2013

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: Matthew’s House

by Jesse Eisenberg
July 9, 2012

Bream Gives Me Hiccups: Restaurant Reviews from a Privileged Nine-Year-Old: The Whiskey Blue Bar at the W Hotel

by Jesse Eisenberg
June 26, 2002

Actual Conversation with Roberta, Nine-Years-Old

by Alexander Rose

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December 5, 2019

Chili’s Menu, by Cormac McCarthy

by Justin Tapp
August 31, 2012

My Grading Scale for the Fall Semester, Composed Entirely of Samuel Beckett Quotes

by Matt Bell
November 29, 2017

End of Semester Bingo

by Mejdulene Shomali
December 6, 2019

People Are Flushing Toilets 10 Times, 15 Times

by Donald J. Trump

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by Julie Reneé Benda
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I Hope You Enjoy Your Airbnb Stay At My Home, a Place I Have Never Resided Nor Visited

by Dave Powers